Is starvation a legal defense for murder? If a twinkie, why not crazed hunger or soy crunchy snacks defense? I curse the front desk girl who I so willingly put my trust into helping me plan out my menu and product requirements for the week! My rampage began shortly before bed last night with the blending of my last shake of the day. I went to pack up my stuff for the evening and plan the next day’s eating (drinking, come on who are kidding) strategy when low and behold in my cabinet - OH MY GOD I AM OUT OF FOOD!!!!! Panic, panic, panic - I don’t have enough product to make it to my appointment Friday afternoon. AND what I do have left are those crappy soy crunchy snacks that when sampled by 1-2 last week in a paper cup tasted ok. In bulk they are so disgusting I have to gulp down with water they are so bad. Yuck, yuck pooey! Now I have to eat these for breakfast on Friday as the last packet of protein available in my house and then what?? I curse the check out girl, I do!!! Maybe someone should come with me on Friday to ensure I don’t suddenly get slapped with a restraining order. Feel my wrath check out girl!
Ok, need to get talked off the ledge and go call in my neighborhood expert on what to use for 2 snacks and a lunch until I can get more product. I sound like a crack addict looking to score a drug deal for god sakes! My fury stems from the fact that for the first time on THE hardest program I have ever been on, I haven’t deviated from the prescribed program. Not 1 drop, lick, taste or bite of anything! Is ensuring a newbee has exactly 69 packets or more too much to ask as a process improvement check out girl?
Later that morning…..
Ok, panic over. In a brief moment of clarity, I called the good Dr and requested to move my appointment to this afternoon. They quickly accommodated me. The hint of homicide must have been in my voice.
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